Fanboy gets bit by a mosquito on the neck, but because of a nightmare he had, he believes it's a vampire bite and is turning into a vampire. Chum Chum wants to be a vampire too, but he doesn't have a neck to be bit, so the boys go see Dr. Acula, a neck specialist who, unbeknownst to them, is an actual vampire.
The Fanlair in a black and white shot
"Did not realize my legs were still asleep."
"Aw, I already have one of these."
"Chum Chum! I had the craziest dream!"
"The one where you stand in front of a crowd without your underwear?"
"No! I was bit by a vamp - wait a minute!"
What is that red thing on Fanboy's neck?
A mosquito bite, not bad.
It was a hot, muggy night.
We slept with the window open.
And now, I have a bump on my neck...
That's swollen and itchy!
Does THAT sound like a mosquito bite to you?
coursing through my veins!
Chum Chum wants to be Fanboy's slightly deranged bug eating sidekick...
...but how's his creepy giggle?
Unable to please Kyle
The sun looks beautiful from this angle.
"Remind me that I have to stop by Wizard Co."
"I need to go and get some wand polish, then I have to go and get --"
"It's vhat ve vampires do during the day."
"You're a vampire? What do they call you?"
Watch out, Joker Chum Chum is watching you.
"May I introduce you to my vampire master..."
And my ears haven't popped yet.
"You. Are not. A vampire."
"The sunlight would destroy you."
"It's touching my vampire skin!"
"TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OVERCAST!"
"Curse you, Channel 5 Weather Center!"
"You've turned me to duuuuust."
"...is almost too much to bear."
"Ooh, I like the sound of that."
"I just wish I knew what it meant."
"It means that you live forever."
"Read a book sometime, why don't you?"
"I'm going to live forever?"
Someone doesn't like that idea...
Chum Chum doesn't want Fanboy to live forever
"Chum Chum, what's the matter?"
"You're gonna live forever without me, and YOU DON'T EVEN CARE!!!"
Oh, dear, Fanboy never thought of that.
"I don't wanna live forever..."
"...if my best friend won't be with me!"
"Oh, man, this has totally harshed my vampire mellow."
"It's killing my assistant buzz too."
What if I bite your neck,
and then you'd become a vampire too,
and we'd both live forever together.
I always figured it would grow in during high school.
Now we can't be immortal together because I'M A NECK-LESS FREAK!
"Don't you worry, buddy, because we are going to get you a neck!"
Meeting Dr. Acula
Certified Neck Specialist. Evenings only, walk-ins welcome.
Chum Chum, I have a good feeling about this.
We're innocent! Don't ground us!
"I did not hear you come in."
"I gave my assistant Janice the night off."
It says "Count Dr. Acula" on his diploma.
"Oh, yes. I minored in accounting."
"Now, what can I do for you, my children of the night?"
"Okay. I know this is going to sound a little crazy..."
Please don't be frightened.
But you might want to wear this garlic necklace.
But I am sure you couldn't possibly hurt me.
You seem like a very nice vampire.
"So nice that he wants to bite me and make me his immortal companion!"
"But first, I need a neck."
"You want a neck so you can be bitten by a vampire!"
"I think I can help you with that."
Chum Chum's new neck
Now, you might feel a little pressure.
The first bandage removed...
It's HUGE! Like a giraffe!
"You did some fine work, Doc!"
"Ooh! Ooh! Have you tried swallowing yet?"
"Here, eat this! Eat this!"
My arms don't reach my mouth anymore,
Now it's my vampire duty to bite it...
...and make you immortal.
Don't touch him! He's mine!
I mean, would you mind filling out some paperwork?
Now, you won't have those tan lines on your new neck.
Haha, Bacon Acula. "Could you hand me that aloe vera?"
Wait, it's almost sunrise!
"And now to make you my eternal immortal companion forever!"
Okay, you've had your fun.
We don't want to bruise that neck now, huh?
Chum Chum doesn't wanna keep still.
Dr. Acula is a vampire
Now, just turn a little more to the si-i-i-ide!!!
I will show you how to bite a neck!
"Uh, okay. And how would you know?"
"You fools! I AM A VAMPIRE!"
"And you are my next victim."
"If anyone is gonna snack on my best friend, it's going to be
Wait a minute. That taste.
Why is it so familiar? Could I have bitten you before?
"The vampire who bit me..."
"You're right, I did not make that bite."
Wow. Do not know how I missed that.
It made him goofy-headed all day.
All I wanted to do was play video games
and drink the Frosty Freezy Freeze.
And I couldn't stop passing gas.
"Sorry, I missed that last part."
Now that he bit him again...
...his idiot blood dulled into his brain.
"I've got to get to my coffin while I still can."
"Tell Janice to cancel my 3:00!"
"I guess that explains his subscription to Batty homes and Guano"
"That second bite
really gave me a headache!"
"You need to take two bites, and call me in the morning."
Vampires in the Frosty Mart
Boog reads a vampire book...
...but Vampire F&C barge in.
"Haven't seen you two twerps here for days."
"Yes, ve're more night people now."
"Isn't that right, my immortal companion?"
They bite Boog and the episode ends
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