"His left arm can beat up a criminal while his right arm draws him a get-well card!"
"I wish I had two arms like that guy..."
"Think of all the amazing things I could do."
"You already have two arms."
Chum Chum introduces Fanboy to his other arm.
"Nice to meet you, left arm!"
Fanboy tells Chum Chum he likes his left arm...
...and Chum Chum tells him he was planning to get them together for a while.
"Oh, this is gonna open up a whole new world of..."
Fanboy is ready to pour a Frosty Freezy Freeze with his left hand.
"Okay, lefty, let's see if you got what it takes to be a part of Team Fanboy."
What do you think, Lenny? Am I blowing your mind?
WOAH! What's going on with Fanboy's arm?
"It's not me, it's my arrrrrrrrm!"
Look out, double-handed Fanboy coming through!
"Chum Chum! Don't forget to pick up toilet paper!"
"I can eat twice the cereal..."
"I can shampoo and condition!"
"Pop quiz, hot shots! You got ten minutes!"
"I have a question. Uh, and a follow-up question."
"Yes, should we put our names on top?"
"And do we get points for putting our name on top?"
"Chum Chum, that'll take forever the way you're doing it."
"Your left hand is a copy cat."
No, no. Chum Chum, I'm just a guy with two arms.
Cross the "I"...dot the "T"s...and...
Fanboy finished before anyone else!
"Chum Chum, I finished before --"
"Oh, right. sorry. I guess I'm just here with my thoughts."
♪ Bah-bah-bah-bah bah-bah-bah buh-buh buh-buh-buh-buh buh-buh-buh-buh-oh-ah. ♪
Chum Chum. Chum Chum. Chum Chum.
Chum Chum, Chum Chum, Chum Chum.
Chum Chum, Chum Chum, Chum Chum, Chum Chum!
"This better be important!"
"Fanboy, I'm trying to finish my test!"
Fanboy mocks Chum Chum in test mode.
"Hey, Righty, wanna play a game?"
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! How funny.
"He's doing the work of three eh-stooges."
"Hey, now that I've got two arms..."
"The double wet willy. I thought that was purely theoretical."
"...Then you carry the four and divide by zero."
"Oh, Mr. Mufflin! Over here. No, over here. Over there. I meant over here. Over here. Telegram for Mr. Mufflin. Over here."
A frying pan! I didn't seen that one coming. Principal's office. Detention. Don't--don't come back.
"All right, I'm out. You guys have been great. Check you later. stay in school."
Ready to perform, Fanboy?
It's even funner when farting music!
Hank interrupts everyone to make an announcement, if it's okay with Fanboy.
"The awards committee has voted to honor me with my handprints in the school sidewalk of fame."
"Yes, Mr. Mufflin, I'll be there, to give you a big hand."
" You're not thinking about pranking Mr. Mufflin's ceremony!"
Do you ever know what the sound of one hand clapping is?
"Oh, I smell fried chicken."
Is there such thing as "slorking?"
Fanboy puts his prank in action.
That's better. Too bad he couldn't resist.
"Yep, yep, thanks, guys. I'd do it all for you."
"My special day is ruined!"
"Hey, look on the bright side, Mr. Mufflin. How many other teachers have their very own statue?"
"Well, it's hardly my own with you attached!"
"Boy, this starter magic kit is the best thing we ever traded our lunch for."
Surprised at the fact Kyle's in there
"Good magicians never --"
"Reveal their secrets, I know!"
Fanboy is hypnotized by the wand.
Kyle is hypnotizing Fanboy and Chum Chum with the wand.
Fanboy is commanded to grab the wand
But he snaps out of hypnosis to state that he's unsure.
"Mm, I don't know. It's kind of just a skinny flashlight."
"It's a staff of concentrated power."
"It could conjure riches."
"Make the very earth beneath your feet bubble..."
"I guess I could take a few...pr-actice cuts."
The wand pains Fanboy in a light fog
"Why do we need another pool of lava?"