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Sigmund, a famous sorcerer magician known by everyone, arrives in Galaxy Hills. To Kyle however, Sigmund is his arch rival from Milkweed Academy and in a moment of weakness to stop Sigmund from showing him up, Kyle passes Fanboy and Chum Chum off as his elf assistants and pretends to be high ended like him.

Awaiting the arrival

A close-up of the poster Fanboy's holding

"Oh, man! I can't believe we're actually gonna meet..."

"Sigmund..."

"THE SORCERER!"

"I hope he does lots of sorcerer-y..."

"And...

"Magic-ic."

We're ready for Sigmund's arrival!

Hey, don't forget Kyle, too!

"This is a very long queue for the novelty shop."

"What are they, giving out free samples of..."

"Fake doo-doo?"

"Uh, apparently, you're getting your news from somewhere other than my blog."

"We are waiting for the most legendary tween wizard of all time..."

"Sigmund, the Sorcerer."

"A magic-ician!"

"Sigmund?!"

"HERE?!?"

"That gives me just enough time to disappear!"

I gotta run.

BOOM!

A special effect of the lightning reflected in Kyle's eyes

What the - ?!

Sigmund Arrives

Smoke from a portal comes down...

...and it zaps the road...

...and a cloud version of Sigmund shows up.

It's him! It's him!

"Wrong! Ze real Sigmund is over zere!"

A light? Then that means...

It's him, it's him, IT'S HIM!!!

"You've been dazzled."

"By..."

"...Sigmund...

"...The Sorcerer!"

WHOA!

"Ok, my mind is SERIOUSLY freaked!"

"Zank you, zank you. You're too kind."

"Qwit showboating!"

"Vwait for me in the trailer!"

Sigmund will now be available for...

The signing of the DVDs

And the officially licensed merchendazzle!

Kyle and Sigmund

"Ooh, Sigmund the Sorcerer."

"He's even more full of himself than when we were at Milkweed Academy together."

"You know Sigmund?!"

"I'm afraid so."

"And let me tell..."

"...you."

"Watch out!"

"Coming through!"/"All he ever cared about..."

"Coming here the wrong way!"/"...was showing me up."

"A-list coming through!"/"He is..."

"That's you!"/"...an inseperable shaw."

"Move, sister!"/"He means..."

"...only to make..."

"...others feel bad about themselves."

"And I hope to..."

"...never..."

"...lay eyes upon him..."

"...again!"

"Hello, oh, look who it is. {giggle}"

Gotta knock you away, private conversation here!

"Hello, Sigmund."

"Vell."

"If it isn't..."

"Kyle, ze..."

"...Constipator!"

{giggle}

"You know perfectly well it's..."

"...Kyle the Conjurer!"

Ahem?

"Kyle, introduce uuuuus!"

"Oh."

"This is..."

"I'm Fanboy!"

"This is Chum Chum."

"Love your work."

"We watch your TV show every week!"

"That Halloween special..."

"...you carved a pumpkin..."

"...with your mind!"

"Oh, we still talk about it!"

"Could I get your autograph?"

"You already have it!"

"Check the insides of your eyelids."

Wha - ?

"Ooh, whoa!"

"I'll never open my eyes again."

Off I go...

No. No! NO!

Ouch.

"So Kyle..."

"What have you been up to since you were kicked out of the Milkweed Acadamy for Wizards?"

"Ooh, where to start?"

"Well, um..."

"...I've had..."

"...many remarkable achievements."

"Yeah! Remember? He was the first to be hung from the flagpole by his braces!"

"Which was great."

"Because we were already up there hanging from our underwear."

"I think that's the day we became..."

"...best friends."

"Well, three days."

"Ahahaha!"

"Friends, ha."

"Such happy for you."

"Say, Kyle, I'd love to catch up."

"Shall we say..."

"...dinner, at..."

"...your place?"

Ah!

"I don't think my place is a good idea."

"It's a bit cramped."

"I mean..."

"...with trophies..."

"...and accolades, engraved platters..."

"...and..."

"...such."

"6:00 it is!"

"Dazzle you later!"

Sparkles?!

Let's play with them!

I'm not very happy.

sigh...

"He is not my friend!"

Kyle, we're ready to hang up the banner.

"Will your famous friend be coming through the door?"

"OR, does he prefer to..."

"...materialize..."

"...in the center of the room?!"

"He is not..."

"...my friend!"

"All he ever cared about was showing me up!"

"I remember one time at Milkweed."

"It was my birthday."

I invited all my school chums to my party

And Sigmund the Stinker threw a party on the same day!

ON THE MOON!!!

It's okay, Kyle. You'll have other birthdays, too!

I already did have a birthday! YESTERDAY!

And now, he'll come here and see that I'm NOBODY and I have NOTHING!

"Don't be silly, you have us."

How did you get in here, by the way?

HONK, HONK, HONK!

"That's him!"

"WAIT!"

"He's going to show me up again!"

"I just can't survive that!"

Don't worry, we can help you.

"Oh, Kyle."

"I guess you really are that desperate."

Sigmund at Kyle's house

"Ah, Sigmund."

"You're early and -- you have your own griffin."

"It's the new F class."

"The F is for "Ferocious"."

Whoa. Hard to balance.

"Yes, well..."

"...I'll just have..."

"...my two elf assisants park it for you."

"Yes, Master Kyle!"

"Right away!"

"I'm driving!"

You have elves to valet my griffins."

"Zat's...unexpected."

"What's sort of successful wizard would I be..."

"...without elf assistants?"

Sigmund's not pleased.

"Vell, I hope they know how to drive schtick."

{yank}

ROAR!

3...2...1...

Takeoff!

"Oh, Kyle."

"What a great little hovel!"

"So tell me."

"Vhy did you choose to live in squalor?"

"Yes, Why did I choose..."

"...such a shabby dump?"

Uh-oh! Gotta hide you!

"Oh! Because it was chosen for me!"

"By the Young Wizards' Fellowship Grant."

"Which I won."

"Really?"

"I happen to be the chair for..."

"The Young Wizards' Fellowship Board and..."

"I don't remember selecting you."

"Ohhhh! Sigmund The Sorcerer!"

"Ooh, I've read all your spells."

"Could you sign my back flap?!"

"Necronomicon? Eh-heh. Behave yourself!"

"It's understandable."

"He's never seen a real wizard before, hmmm."

There you go.

"Oh, thank you, thank you."

You know, my cousin is screenplay."

"THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH!"

CRASH!

"Griffen's parked, Master Kyle!"

"Oh! It's about time! I'm famished!"

"Kyle! Haff your elves conjure us some dinner."

"Somezing simple."

"Mmm..."

"Blackened pheasant under glass."

"You know..."

"...my elves prepare..."

"...an exquisite tin of beans."

"He wants blackened phesant?"

"What luck. We've parked the griffin next to a flock of pigeons."

Huh?!

Enchanted Dinner

Soon, it was time for dinner.

"Oh, baby pheasant!"

"How unexpectedly..."

"Posh."

"I suppose I could..."

"Force it down."

Ah

A-ha

A-HA!

"What are...you...doing?"

"Why is my dinner not serving itself to me?!"

"Your house is enchanted, is it not?"

"Enchanted?"

"Yeah!"

"Enchanted!"

"Teapots that..."

"...pour their own tea."

"Napkins that..."

"Jump into your lap."

"Knives that cut withouts you holds them."

"ENCHANTED!!!"

"Poor Kyle."

"We got to enchant things up around here."

"Oh, I think I got an idea."

"Well, I suppose I could just..."

"Cut and feed your food to you."

OMG!

"I'll take it from here, Master Kyle!"

"And I'll carve meself, just like always!"

Who's doing that?

I know who...

It's Fanboy!

"Oh my, look at that marvelous enchanted bird."

"Why would anyone..."

"...wanna look anywhere else but..."

"THERE?!?"

"Light or dark meat, Governor?"

"Dark, if you please."

"With plenty of gravy."

"BAP BAP!"

"Gravy bowl coming through."

"Oh, uh, seems to be a bit of a magical mix-up."

"That's my enchanted SOUP TUREEN!"

"Enchanted BUTTER DISH!"

"Enchanted PICKLE FORK!"

SLAM!

"Enchanted braces."

"There we are."

"Enchanted gravy."

"A'Hoy!"

{ring}

"Well, it seems you have enchanted things after all."

"Make sure you save room for dessert!"

"I may have a don't-make-your-own sundae bar!"

Scheming Offer

"You know, Kyle, I must say."

"I'm very impressed with you."

"Really?"

"You seem to have it all."

"Enchanted poultry."

"Charming, working-class gravy bowl."

"And don't forget his servants!"

"I'd be lost without these two."

"Lost, huh?"

Hmm...

"SELL THEM TO ME!"

"What?"

"Let's cut right to the schnitzel."

"I've never been comfortable with..."

"...the idea of making you happy."

"Sooooo..."

"...I wish to buy your beloved servants."

Good, but...

"Well, well."

"So, Kyle the Constipater finally..."

"...has something the great Sigmund wants."

"Well, tough toads!"

"They're not for sale!"

Sigmund is about to trick Kyle into getting something he really wants.

"I'll get you readmitted to Milkweed."

"Really?!"

"I'm on the board."

Here you go.

Unbeknownst to Kyle, this is a trick...

...but he takes the application anyway.

"SOLD!"

"I'll just go pack, shall I?"

{dashes off}

"Then that means?"

"You are Sigmund's new D.I.T.s..."

"Dazzlers In Training!"

OVER EXCITEMENT!

"I'm gonna do..."

"...sorcerery-ry-ry-ry."

"Yeah!"

"Vell, shall ve begin your training?"

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

Off we go.

The Reveal

"Off to Milkweed!"

"With a suitcase full of dreams..."

"...and sweater vests."

HALT!

"What are you doing?!?"

We're already helping Sigmund with a trick!

The Exploding Asistants!

"Uh, How much dynamite shall we strapp to ourselves?"

"Use all of it!"

"JUST GO CRAZY!"

"What exactly is the trick to the Exploding Assistants?"

"No trick, I explode them."

"Then I get new ones."

"Elf assistants are a dime a dazzle, aren't they?"

"Okay, big explosion now und big smiles!"

Kyle is starting to feel left out...

...until he can't hold it in any longer.

"No!"

"Wait!!"

"STOP!!!"

"Stop! You can't blow them up!"

"Vhy ever not?"

"They're not..."

"...really elves or assistants."

"They're just..."

"...my friends."

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oh, really?"

"Yes! I'm nothing!"

"I have no money..."

"...or fans..."

"...or officially licensed..."

"...merchen-dazzle."

"So, you win, Sigmund."

"You're better than me."

"Ugh!"

"Hmhmhmhmhm!"

"Pathetic!"

"Kyle, zis has been such a wonderfall evening."

"I leave now."

"So..."

"See you at -- Milkweed?"

"Aw, you are Kyle the Constipator..."

"...to the end!"

"You push!"

"Und push!"

"Und all for nothing!"

"Hmhmhmhmhm!"

"You've! Been!"

"DAZZLED!"

Well...that's the last we saw of him, for now.

sigh...

"Aw, don't feel bad, Kyle. You still have your friends."

"Yes, I suppose I am a winner after all."

"Group hug!"

The first main 3 group hug ever.

Hold on a second!

BOOM! You've been dazzled!

Ha, you make it so difficult.

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