Fanboy and Chum Chum suddenly go into a debate over whether superheroes or supervillains would be good for them. As a result, Fanboy transforms into a villain named Fannihilator and Chum Chum becomes a hero called Super Chum. Now, the boys have to face off against each other to determine which side is better.
Cold Open: The Playground[]
Nice comic.
Whoa!
That's funny.
Wha -- ?!
Awesome!
Best! Issue!! EVER!!!
"Man, did you see how Man-Arctica was like..."
Pa-pow-pow, pa-po-pow-pow!
"Yeah, but then, Global Warmer was all like..."
Pew-pew-pew-pew, pew-pew, pe-pe-pew!
"And then, Man-Arctica did the old..."
FREEZE BREATH!
"Yeah, but then, Global Warmer escaped!"
Fanboy Houdini, Escape Artist
But not before Man-Arctica..."
"Thwarted his evil plan!"
POW!
Ouch.
"Man, it would be so cool to be a super..."
"(Fanboy: Villain!) (Chum Chum: Hero!)"
GASP!
CRACK!
BOOM!
"They disagree!"
"Uh..."
"I'm sorry."
"Did you just say you'd rather be
"...a hero...
"...than a villain?"
"Of course. Wouldn't anyone?"
"Uh, not anyone who's a fan of..."
"Awesome equipment, heh!"
"Which villains have the best of!"
"Case in point..."
These Global Warmer Turbo Shoes!
They put the "fast"
In "fast-shion".
Pow! Pow! Chicka-chicka.
OH,
YEAH.
Wow.
"Well, superheroes don't need equipment."
"They have something called superpowers."
"Like super speed!"
"Pew-wep!"
"I just ran around the world."
"Did it again. Did it again. Did it again. Did it again. Did it again."
Wow!
Ooh! That's fast.
"Uh-uh! You just stood there and twitched slightly."
"Or did I run so fast you couldn't see?"
AGREE!
"Yeah? Well, I have supervillain lightning punch."
"And I just hit you..."
"Like, a thousand times."
WOW!
"No, you didn't!"
"'Cause I have superhero reflexes!"
"And I dodged them all...twice."
"So, superheroes are still better..."
"Than supervillains."
Not funny, Chum.
"Oh, really?"
"Well, why don't we..."
"Ask the greatest supervillain..."
"The world has ever known-ah?!"
A portal? We know who's coming...
It's Kyle!
Kyle, why the villain attitude?
"At last..."
"You have come to pay homage..."
"To the true..."
"Ma --"
"Huh?"
"'Cuse me, Kyle, got a villain to talk to."
The greatest supervillain is actually Crabulous.
"What say you, Crabulous?"
"Crabulous is bathtub safe."
"Mmm! Very intimidating."
"He's deadly to dirt."
Oh, boy
"Maybe it's about time we settled this..."
"Once, and for all!"
"Let's DO...IT."
It's time for the show to turn into a superhero cartoon!
The Jungle Gym of Justice[]
Meanwhile, at the Hall Jungle Gym of Justice...
The Chum-puter.
Joey is Captain Obvious.
"Calling Super Chum!"
"Come in, Super Chum!"
Super Chum is portrayed by Chum Chum.
"I'm...on my way."
"I'm here!"
"What is it, Captain Obvious?"
"The Trouble Light's blinking!"
"That means..."
"There's trouble!"
"It sure does."
"The Chum Phone is dead, and we're getting nothing from the Chum-puter."
GASP!
"And someone's taken our "Chumky" peanut butter!"
"Chumthing's amiss."
Who's there?
Meet Fannihilator[]
Can you guess Fanboy's role? He's the villain...
"Greetings, Super Chum. It is I, your archenemy, the Fannihilator."
"It's the Fannihilator, your archenemy!"
"Correct as usual, Captain Obvious. So, Fannihilator..."
"Perhaps you can shed some light on my missing peanut butter."
"Mmm, I don't know what you're talking about."
"Then, why are you talking like you have..."
"Stuck to the roof of your mouth?"
"Ugh!"
"Henchman, milk!"
Henchman Kyle at your service.
"I'm not your henchman."
"Now..."
"Do you want whole milk..."
"Or non fat?"
Ah! Plasmagammulator!
"TWO PERCENT!"
Here's milk.
"Thanks! Hold this."
Kyle tries to hold the Plasmagammulator...
...but gets himself blasted.
Super Chum's Choice[]
"Cut to the chase, Fannihilator!"
Got Milk?
"I've devised a diabolical dilemma..."
"That will prove once and for all that villains are..."
"Smarter..."
"And better..."
"And handsomer..."
"Than heroes."
Watch this!
"What do you make of this, Captain Obvious?"
"That bus is hanging over lava!"
See?
"And?"
"Lava's hot!"
"Great Scott!"
"You're right!"
"I've got to save those kids!"
"Indeed, Super Chum. But if you do..."
"You won't have time to save..."
"The beautiful girl reporter Yois Yane!"
"Whom you secretly like!"
"Wait."
"Did you say he likes me?"
"Whoa!"
"Uh, I don't 'like her' like her."
"I just, like..."
"Like her."
Crowd: Oooohhhhh!!!
"Ooh! You like Yois!"
"Do not!"
"Do too, no takebacks!"
"No!"
"The dreaded no takebacks."
"So, who will you save, Super Chum?"
"The innocent children, or your little lover girl?"
One last laugh before I leave for now.
"Looks like the villain's got you beat."
"Yes, Captain Obvious. Or...does he?"
"CHUP-CHUP AND AWAY!"
Bashing through the Jungle Gym of Justice
Off he goes!
Saving the Children and Yois[]
There's no need to fear, Super Chum is here!
Wow, he looks serious.
Yois or children? Let me think...
The children! They're about to fall!
Down they go.
Super Chum to the rescue!
"So..."
"You chose the children."
"Well, I guess my bears will be..."
"Enjoying your...honey?"
Oh, no.
Yois!
"Score one for..."
"The villains! Ah!"
"You forget that I can control animals."
"With my mind."
MIND CONTROL!
You bears will do whatever I say.
Dance!
That's so funny.
"Thank you, Super Chum! I owe you a romantic dinner at my favorite restaurant!"
Crowd: Oooohhhhh!!!
"Hey, hey, hey. I did it..."
"For justice."
I guess they do like each other after all.
The Clones and Just Justins[]
And here's the children.
"I suppose you think you've defeated me."
"But what you don't know is..."
"That bus is full of..."
"...my clones!"
{clap, clap}
Clones!
"That's no problem! I can defeat them all..."
"With Super Sweat!"
Taste sweat, clones!
"Yah, but I have a little surprise for you."
"Guess what my four handsomest clones have formed?"
"Not -- !"
"Yes, your greatest weakness: a boy band!"
"Sup? I'm Justin."
"I'm Justin, too."
"I'm also Justin."
"We're Just Justins."
♪ We're Just Justins ♪
♪ Justin ti-ime ♪
♪ To beat the hero ♪
♪ Instowable cri-ime ♪
"OH!"
"Sugary...top 40 pop..."
"Don't want to dance."
"But..."
"Rhythm...is...moving...me!"
"And that is why villains are better than heroes."
"Because heroes always have a weakness."
"HENCHMAN!!!"
"I am NOT your henchman!"
"What do you want?"
"One of my ultra-mega death rays!"
"Ugh!"
"It's time to finish this do-gooder."
"For do-good."
That's an odd...laugh
"Of, course."
"Now, will it be the slow death ray..."
"Or the quick and painful?"
Mmm...surprise me."
"I don't want to know till I fire it."
Could this be the end of Super Chum...
Or will he think of a way out?
Ahem. I said, "Will he think of a way out?"
"I just thought of a way out!"
"If I could...just..."
"...summon..."
"...one..."
"...punch."
Ready...
PUNCH!
"DAH! MY JUSTINS!"
"You should've known, Fannihilator."
"Boy bands are always a one-hit wonder."
"I did it..."
"For justice."
Super Battle![]
"That tears it!"
"There's only one way to settle this..."
Face slam
"Super Battle!"
"I summon..."
"The Super Chums!"
"Sonic Boom!"
Or should you call him "Chuggy the Greater"?
Sonic "Waa"
"School Spirit!"
Reminds us of the Invisable Woman.
Smokey to the max
"Ready?"
"Okay!"
"Let's..."
"Fight!"
"Hey!"
"And Captain Obvious!"
"I'm also on the team!"
"Well, summon..."
"My League of Destruction!"
Are deserts toxic?
"Ant Lupe!"
"I will ruin your picnic."
"Huge Nerd!"
"GROW EXPONENTIAL-AL-ALY!"
"I CALCULATE..."
"THAT I WILL CRUSH YOU ALL!"
Sonic Boom Smash
Captain Obvious Crush
School Spirit Squish
Super Chum Slam
"And..."
"Henchman, with Stick!"
That reminds us of the way Grouchy Smurf frowns.
"It's a wand!"
"Oh, why do I bother?
"Let this be our final battle!"
"You are!"
You're gonna get Super-Chummed.
Prepare to be Fannihilated!
Super Charge!
Totally fast speed for a villain!
Ready...set...
{briiiing} Wha?
Epilogue[]
It was all just our imagination.
"Recess is over! Everyone, back to class."
Back into school we go.
Fanboy and Chum Chum have a confession to make.
"You know, come to think of it, heroes and villains are both pretty cool."
"You said it, old Chum. I know there's one thing we can agree on. It sure would be great to have superpowers."
"Yep, I bet it would."
Not them again!
♪ We're Just Justins ♪
♪ Justin Ti-ime ♪
♪ Justin with lemon ♪
♪ And Justin with li-ime ♪
Nice pose, by the way.
Chum Chum didn't like this.
Taste heat vision!
Good use of heat vision, Chum Chum.
"For justice."
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