It's Icemas Eve, and Fanboy hopes to have the M.O.R.K. (Mega Octo Rocket Kracken). But when he tries to change his mind after hearing about the S.M.O.R.K. (Super Mega Octo Rocket Kracken), his Wishsicle turns red and he lands on the naughty list. He and Chum Chum go to Man-Arctica's workshop to prove Fanboy nice so he doesn't end up naughty forever.
The Fanlair[]
"Oh, Mega Octo Rocket Kracken."
"{sigh}"
"I've been wanting to look at a real M.O.R.K...."
"But the stores have been sold out for months!"
"Alright, guys!"
"That's a wrap."
The store was actually a set.
"{gasp} Look at the time!"
"We have to get down to the Frosty Mart and make our Icemas wish!"
"You're right!"
The boys fly on out -- literally.
Frosty Mart Arrival[]
Mr. Mufflin as Man-Arctica greets Retchy Lintpockets and asks him what he wants for Icemas.
"Please Man-Arctica sir, can I just have a single lump of coal? I'm frightfully cold."
Mufflin-Arctica says it's toys only, and suggests a toy train with only coal cars.
Retchy agrees.
Mufflin-Arctica sending the Wishsicle up the pneumatic to the Igloo of Ice-olation.
"Brrr-y Icemas, everybody! Let's get this wishing started!"
A LINE?!?
Chum Chum says Fanboy should be in front, as he's the nicest kid he knows.
Fanboy says he's the nicest kid himself knows.
"Alright!"
"Nice kids coming through!"
"Step aside!"
"Be nice!"
"If you're not nice, get out of the way!"
"You don't have to go home, but you can't stand in front of me!"
"{gasp} The Nice Girls!"
"That's right, we're made of sugar and spice and everything nice."
"So, take your place behind our pretty...little..."
"...backs!"
GASP!
Fanboy tells the Nice Girls he and Chum Chum have been good all year.
Fanboy says he and Chum Chum are so nice, they'll let the girls go in front.
The girls deny, and say they're so nice, they'll let the boys go.
They leave.
The girls realize they did the wrong thing.
Chum Chum and Fanboy's Wishes[]
"Hi, Man-Arctica!"
"Brrr-y Icemas, Talking Racoon! And what would you like this year?"
"Ahem, lights, please."
"All I want is for peace to reign on Earth."
The crowd loves that wish.
"Aww, ain't that sweet?"
"So..."
"I will need a bazooka..."
"For the final battle between good and evil."
"Oh! And some stun grenades."
"But that's just a stocking stuffer."
"Hoo! Now, that's a gift."
"Okay, you're next, Purple Kid!"
"Hey, Man-Arctica!"
"What's a guy gotta do to get some Frosty Noggy Nog around here?"
"Hey, Igloo!"
"Big shout-out!"
The audience goes wild.
"Now, I'm gonna make this real easy for you."
"I want a Mega Octo Rocket Kracken..."
"And that's for Fanboy, with an F, one word, no hyphens, okay?"
"Fanboy out!"
That was defiantly a great wish, Fanboy.
Nice to Naughty[]
"Well, that M.O.R.K. is as good as under my tree!"
"Boy!"
"You really are nice!"
"You didn't even ask for the Super Mega Octo Rocket Kracken!"
"There's a SUPER Mega Octo Rocket Kracken?"
"Yep, and it's called a S.M.O.R.K."
"That sounds way better than the one you asked for!"
"No! Wait! Stop that Wishsicle!"
Fanboy tries to change his order.
"Too bad, no changes once you're off the lap."
"If I let everyone record their order, we'd be here til Man-Hanukkah!"
"But it'll only take a second."
Fanboy isn't very happy.
Mr. Mufflin's image is revealed
"Hey, that's not Man-Arctica!"
"That's Mr. Mufflin!"
"I can see his drawers!"
"I swoon..."
"The mystery and magic of Icemas is ruined!"
The audience begins to cry out in sadness.
Mr. Mufflin ain't pleased...
"Soooo.... is that a no on the do-over?"
Mr. Mufflin turns the Wishsicle naughty...
...and sends it up the pneumatic.
Fanboy is upset that his Icemas will be ruined.
"Not if I can help it!"
Chum Chum squeezing Fanboy into a tube shape.
Chum Chum sends Fanboy up the pneumatic.
Chum Chum molds himself and goes up the pneumatic as well.
They approach the Igloo of Ice-olation.
Man-Arctica's Workshop[]
"Ouch! Icicle splinter!"
Fanboy is glad they found his Wishsicle.
A claw grabs the Wishsicle...
...and F&C as well.
They struggle to break free.
They stop to see the best place in the Igloo...
Man-Arctica's workshop!
"Look at Man-Arctica's helpers!"
"They're blue, and they're berries!"
"Eee-oh, eee-oh, eee-oh."
"We are called the Blue Berries."
Uh-oh! End of the line!
Good thing they jump off.
There it is!
Fanboy is determined to get the Wishsicle.
"But how? They're gonna see we're not Blue Berries!"
"Good point. Plus, this crystal isn't hiding us the way I hoped."
A machine...
...that makes Blue Berries?
The first part, that gets them soaked.
Second part!
They are immediatly washed...
...and their clothes are flushed.
Not over yet, now!
Final rinse!
Done.
"Wow!"
"We look awesome!"
"And we taste good, too."
"You wanna lick ourselves down and do it again?"
"I very much do, BUT -- we have a job to do."
Sneaking to Work[]
Meanwhile, a Blue Berry scans Joey's wish: a pony.
Fanboy and Chum Chum act like Blue Berries and greet them.
The Blue Berries are confused
They run into the Blue Berry foreman, who says they sound different.
Fanboy says they're from the South Pole.
"Hmm, I don't remember requesting any transfers."
Fanboy says they can stay, but they have toys to work on.
They mistake the Wishsicles for "thingamajigs"...
and flips it over.
"That's how we do things South Pole style!"
They dance a jig.
"What are you doing? All spontaneous kicks must be approved through carpet!"
"I'll go get the record set form."
They dig through the pile...
...and find the Wishsicle.
This time, Fanboy gets it right and wishes for the S.M.O.R.K.
"Merry Icemas to me."
The Wishsicle reverts to nice mode.
Lockdown![]
They put the Wishsicle in the scanner...
...but an alarm goes off!
A lockdown is commencing!
The machines stop
The Blue Berries had to terminate their work.
The door closes.
Man-Arctica finds them.
"You two aren't going anywhere!"
This ain't good...
It Wasn't Really Bad[]
"Where do you think you're going..."
"Without your mugs of yummy Icemas nog?"
"Um...thank you?"
"Okay! You can turn off the alarm!"
"They have their nog!"
Man-Arctica tells the boys to drink up.
The reason? So they can finish the presents in time.
Too bad it was only short.
"Hey, you smell like mayonnaise."
"You wouldn't happen to be human, would you?"
They kid.
"If you were two boys disguised as Blue Berries..."
"I'd have to put you on the permanent naughty list..."
"FOREVER!!!"
Oh, dear.
He was only echoing?
"But you don't have to worry about that, cause you're Blue Berries!"
Stuff The Bears/Finishing the job[]
"All of our awesome skills..."
"And we get stuck with boring, old teddy bears?"
"Did he even read my resume?"
Chum Chum says they'd better make them soon, or they won't appear as Blue Berries.
Should they make them with love...
Or...ACTION?!?
Fanboy stuffs dynamite sticks into the bears' bodies.
Chum Chum replaces a bear's eyes with laser beams.
Fanboy makes a bear's head spit acid.
Chum Chum replaces another bear's eyes with laser beams.
Fanboy gives a bear the ability to have the grip of kung-fu...
And to use a Foo Foo blaster.
Fanboy gives a bear sharp, spinning blades.
Chum Chum replaces a third bear's eyes with laser beams and gives it a hydrogen bomb.
Looks like the bears are ready!
The boys are glad they improved the bears.
Not the Blue Berries!
"Hmm, maybe we should've made them with love."
The foreman ties up the bad bears in a sack and wants them in the incinerator.
"Eeesh. For a creature made of ice, he's got quite a hot temper."
"Chum Chum, look!"
Fanboy sees his wish get granted.
The S.M.O.R.K. is ready!
"It's beautiful."
The S.M.O.R.K. drops into Man-Arctica's sack.
Leaving for the Night[]
Now that the Blue Berries are done, it's time to leave for Icemas Eve.
Since they worked very hard...
Man-Arctica awards them with a medium cheese pizza.
"Easy, that's gotta last all year!"
He loads the sleigh with the sack of toys.
"Whoops! Almost left without you, little guy."
"Oh, and what adorable red eyes you have."
"Hmm? Red eyes?"
"Um, Fanboy? That couldn't be one of our bears, could it?"
"Nah! We put all of our bears in this sa -- ck, oh, no!"
"Those bears are filled with boiling acid!"
"I told you to double-bag!"
"Oh, I'm sorry! I was trying to be green!"
Dusty and Brady, Man-Arctica's polar bears, are ready to go.
The Blue Berries wave goodbye...
...but get melted by the sleigh's tailpipe.
Off they go!
Going After Man-Arctica[]
"Oh no, this is a disaster!"
"If Man-Arctica delivers that bear..."
"I'll be on the naughty list..."
"Forever!"
"But, what about me?"
"Ah, you're so cute, you get away with everything."
"Yeah, you're right."
"But right now, we have to get that toy back!"
The elderly Blue Berry says they only have one polar bear left...
Old Gentle.
Not as nice as it seems!
Phew.
"Course, he's named ironically, should have mentioned that from the gecko."
First stop: Benjamin's house.
Benjamin spots him...
...but gets frozen.
"Do it great, Chum Chum! He really likes you."
"We're totally switching on the way back!"
Bear Battle[]
Benjamin asks Man-Arctica if he brought his gift.
Man-Arctica tells him he should be in bed, but makes an exception.
Benjamin can't wait to hug it, squeeze it and stare straight into its -- glowing red eyes?
"I wanna hug the stuffing out of you!"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
He saves the bear just in time.
He is then attacked.
"Conventional, warheads. I thought we put in a nuclear payload."
"Oh, there it is."
However, Benjamin is sad that his teddy bear is blown up.
Man-Arctica can't resist the crying.
He considers destroying Benjamin.
"No, wait! I have a present for him!"
The Big Reveal[]
Fanboy presents Benjamin with the best present yet: his S.M.O.R.K. gift.
Fanboy modifies the name so it sounds babyish.
"Wait!"
"That toy is ment for a "Fanboy".
"What if he cries?"
"Then, I'll have to destroy him!"
"No, it's okay."
"Because...I'm Fanboy!"
Fanboy begs Man-Arctica not to put him on the naughty list forever.
"You have three seconds to comply!"
"I'm sorry I ruined your Icemas present."
"Please, take my S.M.O.R.K., I want you to have it."
"Then, let go of it, already!"
"Hey, Fanboy? Isn't your S.M.O.R.K. way more dangerous than the teddy bear?"
"Oh, yeah. Way more."
"Let's get out of here before he starts crying."
They tiptoe out.
A Brrr-y Ending[]
Fanboy is sorry for lying to Man-Arctica.
Man-Arctica tells him he knew his image all along, and needed to learn the true meaning of Icemas.
"Really?"
Man-Arctica knows, but sticks to his story.
Fanboy is back on the nice list...
...and Old Gentle will screen all the Wishsicles.
"Woah. It's getting late, and I've still got deliveries to make."
"Wish I had something to give you, Fanboy, but these gifts are all spoken for."
"That's OK, I understand."
"On second thought, maybe I do have something you would like."
He gives them the RPDS 4-51, short for Rapid Present Delivery System!
"Are you guys any good at blasting stuff?"
Looks like a yes!
The boys in the RPDS 4-51.
They shoot gifts all over town.
The kids catch them.
"Brrr-y Icemas to all!"
"And to all a good night!"
The boys continue shooting gifts and the episode ends.
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