Grand Ole Candy

Made from a street urchin's tears

Sung By

Grand Ole Candy is a song performed by Fanboy, Chum Chum and Retchy Lintpockets in "Get You Next Time".


[piano intro]

Chum Chum: It's...
Fanboy and Chum Chum: A...

Grand Ole Candy
And it tastes fine and dandy
Retchy: And it's made from a street urchin's tears
Fanboy: Now, you're gettin' it!

Chum Chum: If you pay a quarter...
It's food he'll order!
Retchy: To keep Gully from nibbling my ears!
Fanboy: Tap solo!

Retchy: Only 25 pence
Chum Chum: That means 25 cents
Retchy: Could get me and my pet rat some chow!
Fanboy: Big finish!

Retchy: I literally might collapse...
All: If you don't buy this candy now!


  • This song is sung to the tune of "You're a Grand Old Flag".
  • This is the first song that Retchy sings.
  • The song is later on parodied as Brand New Quarter.
  • Fanboy is the only singer who doesn't sing his lines when in solo.
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Songs Next:
Brand New Quarter
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