Lunch Lady Cram (or Mrs. Cram) is the school's strict new lunch lady, who forced the students to eat the glop in "Little Glop of Horrors."
In "Norse Code," she used Thorvald's battle ax to prepare her disgusting dishes! She has a twin sister named Bus Lady Cram. Candi Milo provides her voice.
- Although she first appeared in “Pick a Nose”, she was officially introduced in “Little Glop of Horrors”, suggesting the latter took place before the former.
- Despite leaving for Valhalla in “Norse Code”, she is back in the school a few episodes later.