Milkweed Academy is a wizard school Kyle previously attended. After he accidentally turned one of his professors into raspberry flan, he was expelled. Everyday, Kyle attempts to be readmitted Milkweed, but fails every time. Eventually, Kyle finds Galaxy Hills is really home to him.
- Professor Flan (Wizard Teacher)
- Milkweed Academy for Wizards may be a parody of Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry from Harry Potter Books and Movies.
- In "Kids in The Hall", Milkweed was shown for a brief moment on Kyle's sticky note essay.
- Error: in "Hex Games", Kyle mistakenly lists the school name as Milkweed Academy of Wizarding instead of Milkweed Academy for Wizards.