[Episode opens as the title card song plays. Fade up on Hank walking to a curb. He looks both ways then Boog drives by fast, making him spin. Close up of Boog, he drives his car past a flock of seagulls]
Boog: Woo!
[Boog drives his car to the Frosty Mart and parks it. Close up on its license plate which shines; it says "BORN 2 BOP". Boog gets out of the car]
Boog: Hey, stay beautiful, Sandy! [walks backwards into the store and blows three kisses] I love her.
[Inside the store...]
Lenny: Where have you been? Your shift started seven hours ago!
Boog: Oh, yeah, that reminds me, I gotta leave early. Sandy's getting fitted for new mud flaps. [eats jerky and walks away]
[Lenny growls]
Oz: Hello? Some of us have a second life online to get back to?
[The door alarm sounds, cut to Fanboy and Chum Chum doing military salutes. Fanboy has a briefcase on his head. Fanboy turns to Chum Chum, who takes the suitcase off his head. Fanboy gestures to have the briefcase back, and Chum Chum gives it to him. They march to the Frosty Freezy Freeze machine and turn towards each other. Fanboy opens the case, it shines]
Chum Chum: Ooh!
[Close up on the case, it has a rather dirty cup in it. Chum Chum takes the cup lid off, and Fanboy closes the case. Chum Chum puts the cup on the floor and both boys stand on it and pose. They sit under the spouts and press the levers, dispensing Frosty Freezy Freeze into their mouths. After that, they get off the cup, Chum Chum picks it up and Fanboy claps three times. The briefcase falls into his hands; he opens it, Chum Chum puts the cup back in, and Fanboy closes it. They turn towards the machine and salute, then turn around and march out, not before Chum Chum gives Lenny a dollar]
Lenny: Did you see those weirdos? Carrying that dumb Frosty Freezy Freeze cup around in a briefcase? [chuckles]
Oz: Well, it is super valuable.
Boog: What do you mean, val-u-able?
Oz: It's from an old promotion the Frosty Mart ran: Unlimited free refills.
Lenny: Unlimited free refills? They must not know what they have, or else they'd never leave. [scene zooms in on him] Can you imagine the horror?
[Scene changes to a black and white setting of Lenny running away from floating Fanboys and Chum Chums, all holding cups]
Fanboy/Chum Chum: REFILL! REFILL! REFILL! REFILL!
[Back to reality, Lenny's glasses hit the counter, and he screams. Boog puts the glasses back on him, and he falls over]
Boog: So you think that cup would be worth money on the internets?
Oz: Seriously? Sh-yeah. I would buy it myself, but I'm more of a mint condition guy. [leaves]
Boog: If I sold that cup, I could finally buy Sandy one of those new in-dash burrito warmers.
[Lenny stands up, both get a surprised look on their faces]
Lenny/Boog: WE GOTTA GET THAT CUP!
[Boog and Lenny bring in Fanboy and Chum Chum and place them on the counter]
Boog: Fellas. Why did you leave?
Lenny: Say, I noticed you had an old cup in that briefcase.
Fanboy: [shows briefcase and opens it] Oh, you mean Cuppy? [close up of the cup] Yeah, he is the greatest.
Chum Chum: [takes Cuppy out] Who wants cold beverages? [Cuppy bounces and begs] Hmm, hmm? Ooh, dat's a good cup.
Fanboy: We rescued him from a landfill. Isn't he c-ute?
Lenny: [to Boog] This is gonna be harder than I thought.
[Cuppy bounces]
Chum Chum: Hmm? [sniffs] Oh, Cuppy, [holds nose] what did you roll in?
Fanboy: I know; let's give him a bath.
[they lick Cuppy for several seconds]
Fanboy: Hey, there's words under there.
Lenny: We can't let them see those words.
Fanboy: [licks off part of the cup] Fr-ee...free, yeah?
[Boog and Lenny whimper, Fanboy licks some more]
Fanboy: Rrrrrreeee --
[Boog and Lenny grab their tongues]
Boog/Lenny: STOP! NO MORE LICKING!
Fanboy: Huh? why not?
Boog: Why not? Uh, cause...well, WHAT DO YOU CARE?
Lenny: Because, uh...we forget to tell you about the Frosty Mart's exciting, new, uh...Cup Exchange Program!
[Chum Chum falls down, Fanboy detaches his tongue]
Fanboy: Exciting? Well, that sounds exciting. [reattaches tongue]
Lenny: Oh, it is. You trade us your old cup, and we give you this shiny brand-new one.]
[Scene cuts to show three shiny cups on a shelf]
Lenny: Uh-huh? Cup exchange. [laughs nervously, holds out cup]
Fanboy: [pause] Trade our precious Cuppy for that? Ho-ho! Thanks, but no thanks.
Lenny: [holds out a larger cup] How 'bout a large?
[Fanboy and Chum Chum shake their heads]
Boog: [holds another cup, but bigger] How about an extra large?
[Fanboy and Chum Chum shake their heads]
Lenny: [holds bigger cup] Extra extra large?
Boog: [has a bigger cup on his head] Extra extra largy large?
[Chum Chum pushes Boog away]
Lenny: [has a bigger cup] How about a large extra extra largy large?
Fanboy/Chum Chum: No deal.
Boog: 'Doh! All right, you want to play hardball? I'm gonna go get our final offer.
[He walks behind a shelf and digs through some trash. He rolls by on the biggest cup yet]
Boog: I give you: Cupzilla! OH, YEAH! 45 Gallons of bladder-busting refreshment! [Cupzilla explodes like a geyser] Yea-ea--ea-eah.
Fanboy/Chum Chum: Wow!/Whooooaaaa.
Fanboy: It's so big!
Boog: It's so big, you could swim laps in it, baby! [throws Lenny into the cup]
Lenny: Oh! Cold, cold, cold! Hoo-hoo!
Fanboy: I thought Cupzilla was just a myth, but the legend is true.
Lenny: [shivering] And it's yours! Just hand me your cup!
Fanboy/Chum Chum: Frrrrosty Freezy Freeze...
[They start to hand Lenny the cup. Close up of Lenny's face, we see the cup reflected in his glasses. Suddenly, the cup is replaced with Fanboy]
Fanboy: I don't know. can we see the large again?
Lenny: AHHH! DON'T YOU WANT THE TRADE?!?
Hank Mufflin: [is behind Cupzilla] I do! [pushes Cupzilla away] And here's my old cup.
[He throws a banana peel in Boog's face, then leaves whilst pushing Cupzilla and humming]
Lenny: Aah! I'm getting Frosty Bitey Bite!
Chum Chum: Phew, that was close. We almost traded Cuppy.
Fanboy: [snuggles Cuppy] Now don't you worry, boy. We'll never give you up. [both laugh]
Boog: Hey, you boys look like you could use a game. [hugs them] Of Chimp Chomp!
Chum Chum: We always look like that.
Boog: All right then! Let's chomp some chimps, huh?
[At the Chimp Chomp machine...]
Boog: See? How do you like that? I don't normally let strange hands touch my precious Chimp Chomp machine.
Chum Chum: Oh, that reminds me. Maybe I should wash the caramel and peanut butter off my hands. [has said stickyness stretching between his hand and the game panel]
Boog: [whimpers] No, that's...that's okay.
[Cut to outside the Frosty Mart]
Boog: [jumps around, sobbing] I'm so sorry, Chimp Chomp!
[Back inside...]
Boog: Hey, Bug Eyes, why don't you go get us some hot dogs, huh?
Chum Chum: [his eyes bulge] Hot dogs? [blasts away]
Boog: [to Fanboy] Okay, it's your turn. Now, why don't you place that cup right here while you play?
[Close up of Boog's face]
Fanboy: Okay.
[Boog giggles, Fanboy stretches the cup past him and puts Cuppy on the panel of the Invaders game]
Boog: [giggles] Oh, you are mine now, cup!
[He starts to reach for Cuppy, but puts his hand in a microwave instead]
Chum Chum: [holding the microwave] Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Get 'em while they're hot!
Boog: [shrieks, looks at burning hand] Hot! [screams and runs around store, puts hand in relish dispenser and signs] The ancient healing powers of relish.
Game voice: You lose.
Fanboy/Chum Chum: Yay!
Fanboy: That was fun. [Cuppy jiggles] Oop. [shakes Cuppy, in singsong voice] Cuppy's feeling kind of full! I think he needs a walk-y!
[Cuppy gets strapped to a leash then hops around, dripping]
Chum Chum: Cuppy, hold it till we get to the park. [grabs Cuppy's leash]
Fanboy: Thanks for the Chimp Chomp, Boog. Oh, I almost forgot. This broke off. [gives Boog a broken-off joystick, Boog sobs] Whoo-hoo! wait for me! [exits]
[Lenny enters, he is frozen inside a freezy cube and is using skiing poles to move]
Lenny: I lost three toes. Tell me we got that cup.
[Boog whimpers and shows the joystick. Lenny steps on Boog's foot, and he screams]
[The screen turns pink and breaks to reveal Chum Chum carrying Cuppy in a baby sling. Fanboy flutters down and ties a pig balloon to Cuppy. They walk down the sidewalk, Boog and Lenny are in Sandy next to them]
Boog: So here's the plan. They put the cup in the cup holder, and... [puts a cup in a cup holder, which slides in and its compartment closes] bada-bing, bada-boom! The cup is ours! [both laugh] That's good, right? [drives Sandy to Fanboy and Chum Chum] Hey, boys. Need a lift?
Fanboy: Yeah, I'm guessing a "lift" is some new form of wedgie, so we're gonna pass.
Boog: No, I'll give you a ride in my car.
Chum Chum: You'd let us ride in Sandy?
Fanboy: Come on, Chum Chum! We can finish our contest later!
Lenny: What was your contest?
Fanboy: Seeing who can step in the most gum.
Fanboy/Chum Chum: [jump in the car with gum on their feet] Yaaaaay!
Boog: Uh, tell me you're not getting gum on the carpet.
Fanboy: Nope. [he and Chum Chum stretch gum on feet] It's all on the seats.
[Boog grumbles]
Lenny: Uh, say, fellas. If you like, we can put that cup in the cup holder for ya.
Chum Chum: Look, Cuppy. A special seat just for you.
[Fanboy starts to reach Cuppy out to the cup holder, but abruptly stops]
Chum Chum: Hey, it's Oz!
[Lenny and Boog grumble]
Fanboy: [seeing Oz cross the street] Hey, Oz, can we give you a ride?
Oz: Well, I've already walked my thirty steps for the day. What the heck? [opens car door] Comin' in! [gets in, squishing Lenny to the window] If you can just scoot over a little, yeah, here we go -- over here.
Boog: Hey, hey, watch where you're -- [Oz's butt leans against him, he screams]
Oz: ...sure are snug, let me just use a little grease from this chicken. There we go! [pants] With room to spare. [holds bucket of chicken] So what's up? [pants]
Boog: [annoyed] Anyone else you'd like to pick up?!
[All three are eating chicken]
Fanboy: Well, now that you mention it.
[Boog grumbles]
[Cut to a close up of a traffic light which turns red. Cut to Fanboy]
Fanboy: Thanks for giving all our friends a ride!
[Zoom out and pan upwards to show the car is crowded with thousands of Fanboy and Chum Chum's friends]
Chum Chum: Yeah, and taking us out for ice cream.
[They eat their ice cream, some of Fanboy's spills on the floor]
Boog: [nervous laugh] No prob. Hey, idea. What do you say, we put the CUP in the CUP holder now?
Fanboy: Oh, yeah, I was gonna do that, wasn't I? Just let me -- [grunts] Can't seem to pull my arm free. [grunts] Hey, has anyone seen my hand?
Chum Chum: There it is.
[Zoom out of Sandy, the roof is jam-packed]
Fanboy: Oh, it is way up there. [Close up of Cuppy] Huh, maybe we should just keep it where it is.
Lenny: [muffled] Just...pass it...down!
Fanboy: Oooookay! Comin' right down!
[A long sequence of everyone passing Cuppy down begins]
Lenny: Aaaah...come on... [moans]
Boog: [smiles, then frowns] Come on! [mutters]
[Cuppy continues to be passed everywhere]
Lenny: [mutters indistinctly]
Boog: [babbles worryingly]
[Cuppy still continues to be passed]
Boog: [grunts]
[A seagull suddenly grabs Cuppy and flies it back to the top]
Lenny: No! [groans and bangs head]
Boog: [groans] Come on!
[Poopatine rolls by on Brenda]
Fanboy: Ahem. Little help.
[One of Brenda's claws stretches up and grabs Cuppy, then brings him safely back down]
Fanboy: Thanks, Janitor Poopatine!
Chum Chum: Poop!
[Close up on the traffic light, it turns green. Poopatine dashes off and Sandy slowly drives]
[Inside Sandy...]
Fanboy: Oh, Cuppy. Time to get you in a nice, safe, cup holder.
[Ominous music plays; Fanboy slowly stretches out his arms, reaching for the cup holder. Boog and Lenny squeal and plead; close up of Boog; he gets dollar symbols in his eyes. Close up of Lenny; he has the same sequence as Boog except he has pictures of Fanboy and Chum Chum with prohibition signs over them. Close up of the cup holder, Fanboy puts Cuppy in it, it slides into the compartment, and it closes]
Boog: Whoo! We did it! [he and Lenny do a French Fries handshake] Oh, yeah! [they hold hands] I'm rich! [he punches Lenny] Yeah, baby! [they hug] Yeah, baby! Stop hugging me.
Oz: Uh, I'm curious. Were you planning on applying the brake, before we crash into the Frosty Mart?
[Omnious music plays again; the car is about to crash into the Frosty Mart. We see a perspective of the car about to crash. Lenny and Boog scream, followed by everyone else. Scene changes to say "CRASH!". A dust cloud fills the screen and a tire comes out of it. When it fades, it shows Oz and Fanboy and Chum Chum's friends riding away on the wheel rods. Sandy has crashed into the front of the Frosty Mart]
[Cut to the inside of the Frosty Mart, Sandy is ruined. Fanboy, Chum Chum and Boog peek out. Boog is dizzy; Lenny comes out of the hood. Both get out]
Boog: My car! [sobs] Sandy, honk if it hurts!
[Sandy gives out a weak honk and one of her headlights pops out]
Boog: Oh, sweetie, I'm so sorry! [kisses Sandy]
Lenny: Oh, look at the store! I'm gonna get fired! Or worse, I'm not!
Fanboy: [as he and Chum Chum cower] Cuppy? Where's Cuppy?
[Sandy's compartment opens and slides out, and Cuppy jumps out]
Fanboy/Chum Chum: Cuppy!
[Cuppy lands in a janitorial bucket. Close up of Cuppy; his dirt washes off, revealing the words "UNLIMITED FREE REFILLS". Fanboy and Chum Chum's reflections appear in the water]
Chum Chum: Hey, he's clean!
Fanboy: We can read it now. [takes Cuppy out and reads] "Unlimited"...
[Boog and Lenny cower and chatter]
Fanboy: "Free"...
[Scene zooms to Lenny and Boog who stare in horror. Zoom out as they run away from floating Fanboys and Chum Chums with cups. Boog and Lenny scream while running in panic]
Fanboy/Chum Chum: REFILL! REFILL! REFILL! REFILL! REFILL! REFILL! REFILL! REFILL!
[Cut to black]
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